I bought 600 Too Many Feminine Hygiene Products. Help!

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Brysen Packer
Published:
November 9, 2023
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I know what you're thinking: What's a 6'5" dude who usually writes about Amazon brand management writing about feminine hygiene products? That's a good question, and I'm so glad you asked! Allow me to share a bit of my story with you.

Here's the condensed version

January 2021: I had a brush with death in the hospital due to Covid.

June 2021: Burned out from my 4 a.m. to 5 p.m. job, I was seeking a change.

July 2021: My wife told me to quit my high-paying job and work for her. 

Guess what? Now, I work from home as a stay-at-home dad and for my wife's company. 

Oh, and yes, I sleep with the boss. HR? That's me too. The joys of a small company!

This transition was intended to reduce my stress, and it's been working so far. I come from a background of 10 years in manufacturing, and I've been "rusting" at home (cue Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" reference). 

Typically, at my 4-5 job, I would spend 30-60k a month on various products, goods, and services. So, I might have gone a little overboard with Asana—cough, big time.

My overconfident hand-of-Midas mindset thought I could quickly move thousands of these products. They were selling well, but then something happened. It was an unexpected transition within the brand I didn’t see coming, and to add insult to injury, our business model changed as we hired new employees, and they brought new ideas to the table.

As we met in our weekly meetings, we realized as a team, "Why are we doing it this way?" The current model with Asana didn't fit our vision anymore. So, what the heck do I do now?

Our Asana Project

But before we get into that, let's review my plan for today, given my anxiety:

4:00 PM: Wallow in self-pity.

4:30 PM: Stare into the abyss.

5:00 PM: Solve world hunger; tell no one.

5:30 PM: Jazzercise.

6:30 PM: Dinner with me; I can't cancel that again!

7:00 PM: Wrestle with my self-loathing, but I'm fully booked!

But what if I moved the self-loathing to nine? That might work. I'd still have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.—The Grinch, Jim Carrey 

Now that I've got your attention, I've taken my Adderall. 

I promise to be more serious. Let's talk about three ways you can help me out of this sticky situation:

Buy Some of These Damn Things

Seriously, help me clear out this inventory! You can find Asana's exceptional products here.

Asana Woman Natural Period Pads

Become an Affiliate for My Retail World

Join forces with us at My Retail World and help me pedal away my surplus. You can find more information about our affiliate program.

Do You Have a Charitable Organization That Could Use Them?

Okay, I'm kidding about this one... I think? But hey, if you know of a good cause that could use these products, feel free to reach out.

Now that I’ve sorted that, let's dive back into why Asana's feminine hygiene products are worth your attention.

3…2…1….Adderall kicked in. 

Gentle on the outside. Strong on the inside!

Periods, much like the women who experience them, are powerful. So why settle for subpar period products?

Asana believes that pads should do more than just get the job done; they should work for you, not against you. That's why every product from Asana offers superior natural protection without harsh ingredients like chlorine.

But Asana doesn't stop there. They've got pads for every stage of a woman's life – from girls just starting to those long overnight hours when you need extra coverage. Your life doesn't stop for your period, and neither should your sanitary care.

Designed by Women, for Women

Let's give credit where it's due. Asana's products were created by a woman who understands the ups and downs of that “time of the month.” They understand that your life is a constant whirlwind and are here to support you through it all.

Asana's pads and liners are designed with new technology and without harsh chemicals because, frankly, it was about time for an upgrade. Your life is calling, and Asana will be there to support you through it all.

Odor Prevention Naturally

They’ve heard of those uncomfortable odors that can sometimes accompany your period. Asana tackles that problem head-on with their Biowave Advantage Layer, a fancy way of saying they've got nanotechnology that helps protect against odor and 99.9% of those pesky bacteria that can cause discomfort.

And that's not all; these pads are equipped to naturally prevent yeast infections and other related issues. Asana's got your back, ladies.

Asana gives you top-notch protection and comfort, leaving other leading pads in the dust. Leaks? Not a chance. Asana's advanced design keeps them at bay, and you'll feel drier, fresher, and freer all day long.

Ladies, supporting ladies is the name of the game. Asana understands the strength of a woman, and that's why they've developed a sanitary product that's as strong as you are.

Ultra Thin, Super Leak Protection, Super Absorbent

Six layers of protection are packed into an ultra-thin 1mm pad. It's like wearing nothing at all, only better. Reinforced side protection and leak blocker panels ensure you can enjoy a confident night's rest without worry.

Three Liquid Retention Layers lock in fluid, keeping you dry and comfortable throughout your day. And they're gentle on sensitive skin, with a unique layer designed to maintain pH levels. Plus, they're 95% biodegradable, meaning you're doing your part for the environment.

Frequently Asked Questions

Got questions about Asana's products? Don't worry; They've got you covered.

Q: Are Asana's pads and liners safe?

A: Absolutely! Asana's products have been thoroughly tested and approved as safe and effective. Health Canada even categorized Asana's Biowave Advantage™ products as Class 1 Medical Devices.

Q: What is Biowave Advantage?

A: Biowave Advantage™ is the secret in every Asana pad, protecting you from the overgrowth of harmful bacteria and yeast. It helps prevent yeast infections and other pesky issues like UTIs.

Q: Why doesn't Asana offer tampons?

A: Asana doesn't offer tampons for good reasons, including health concerns. Tampons can alter pH levels, attract harmful bacteria, and lead to Toxic Shock Syndrome. Asana has a wide range of other period products that are safer and equally effective.

Asana is changing the game regarding feminine hygiene. Ladies, you deserve the best during your period, and Asana is here to provide that. So why settle for anything less when you can upgrade your pad game with Asana? 

Don't let your period slow you down; embrace life's unstoppable moments with Asana!

So there you have it! A man just wrote about a feminine hygiene product and only joked about it initially!  I bet my wife will forgive me. Maybe? 

Some of the links in this article may be affiliate links. Rest assured, I'm here to guide you toward products and services I genuinely believe in.

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